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Links: AFFF / imdb
I can vividly imagine how the pitch went for this film, without a single word of the screenplay even being written by then: "Think Shaun of the Dead but then with lesbian vampires instead of zombies!" Brilliant.
It's one of those films that delivers exactly what you expect it to. Over-the-top characters, rapid-fire jokes and nudity, cheesy lines of dialogue, icky but not gory.
Rating: 7
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Lesbian Vampire Killers was the surprise movie this year. Fun movie without any pretentions but to give 90 minutes of entertainment. The gore is very present and the vampires bleed white blood, which flows alot throughout the movie.
Rating : 8
Rating : 8
lots of aforementioned lesbians-with-a-bite getting killed, stabbed and splutted to death
Links: AFFF / imdb
"Shaun Of The Dead" meets "Bram Stoker's Dracula". 80% of the former, 20% of the latter. Funny enough in its kind, and not bad, but during the film I was already thinking about watching "Bram Stoker's Dracula" again to see how such a film really should be done.
The Big Bad Miss (with a very bad hairday), Scantily Clad Queeny Vampire, had the Sauron Subwoofer at her disposal. Didn't help her either.
And what's up with zombie-girls and their arms, like they heard of Indian dancing but never really understood it? Same for CGI blood. Please people, make it stoooop.
Was reminded of something the director of "The Burrowers" said during the Q&A: it's so easy to show monsters (and dead breasts) these days that directors seldom let a possibility go by.
Rating: 7